If you hasn’t heard yet, we are going to be staring in yet another movie about us and our Precious. gollum! This one is the prequel, based off of JRR Tolkien’s The Hobbit. It’s my movie, my own, my preeeecious…

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110531/film_nm/us_hobbit  there’s a link. have fun wit’ it.

Also, we heard a rumor that our first three movies are going to be in theaters again for no particular reason, we thought we’d let you know. We’re not going to see them though, we already did the first time, Precious! and we own all three extended editions! Still, its a movie about us, and its my favorite. We likes watching ourselves on the big screen. So we wanted to make sure you knew all about it. because you love us and news is news unless you’ve heard it before. gollum! We thinks that we’ll go curl up in a nice corner of our cave and watch the whole trilogy. If we hear any more about our new movie, we’ll tell you. NOW LEAVE US ALONE I’M WATCHING A MOVIE

yours truly,

Smeagol

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